I like being a raw food vegan because it gives me the right to say, “F–k you! I’m a vegan and I can do whatever I want because I am peaceful and loving!” Also, I can be as stinky & offensive as I want to be and never wash my hair. (Dreads don’t wash good anyway) I don’t have to work either (not like anyone would hire me because of my looks, smell and attitude). Also, I can change my name to reflect my energy – like I could call myself ”skin & bones” or ”wind of malnutrician” lol!
Yes, I love being a vegan because I can backlash against mainstream society and all that it represents! It’s ok because my rich parents will cover my ass if I need them to! (David Wolfe) lol!
Yes, I love being a vegan because I can backlash against mainstream society and all that it represents! I get to release any pent up tensions that have been building up in me for years!
Even though I get to drive all around the country, burning up as much fuel as I want and flying to fun gatherings everywhere, I still can look down upon those that are not “environmentalists” like me!
I can also eat anything I want. Like, I can eat raw pinto beans and raw chestnuts too. Why? Because I am a raw foodist! That’s what we do!
I hate president Obama! He is a war monger! Also, he has not passed legislation against eating meat! I will never vote again!
These are the main reasons why I love being a raw food vegan. Now everyone will also want to be as peaceful and loving as me!
<B>lolololololo! Of course you know I’m just having fun here! Sometimes it is good to make light of the obvious. Sometimes things that I think are obvious, are really not quite so obvious to the main stream and so here it is in black and white… Just when someone or some group thinks that they have all the answers, guess what…? They don’t! Healing is not just diet! You cannot just change your diet and expect to be God tomorrow. Healing is mental, physical, spiritual and emotional. All must come together as one.</b>
Namaste in a humorous way,
Brett
Hi there! I’m Brett Rodgers, owner of Vitality Massage in beautiful Asheville, NC. http://www.vitalitymassage.net I love my work as a massage therapist but I also do holistic healing of all kinds including holistic teaching consultations and coaching. Please see my site for information about all the modalities of holistic healing offered. Please also see my various millet hull and buchwheat hull body support products. I.E. Millet hull pillows, buckwheat hull back supports, and millet hull orthotics. Article Source:http://www.articlesbase.com/alternative-medicine-articles/raw-food-vegan-1618779.html
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